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This cozy crewneck carries a playful, confident message—subtle vintage typography reading “I been receiving a lot of wifey resumes”—that sits low on the chest for a relaxed, lived-in look. Wear it on slow Saturdays, casual date nights, or while hosting friends; the soft 50/50 cotton-poly blend and ribbed collar keep you comfortable whether you’re lounging at home or stepping out. The design’s muted, retro color palette feels classic rather than loud, so it layers easily under jackets or over button shirts. Thoughtful construction—double-needle stitching, tubular knit without side seams, and a tear-away label—means this sweatshirt wears well and keeps its shape through many washes. Ethically sourced materials and OEKO-TEX®–certified dyes add reassurance for shoppers who care about quality and responsible production.
Product features
- Medium-heavy 8.0 oz 50/50 cotton-poly blend for warmth and durability
- Ribbed knit collar and double-needle stitching for long-lasting shape
- Tubular knit construction (no side seams) for cleaner drape and reduced fabric waste
- Embroidered placement options (left/center chest, wrists) plus DTF inner neck labels and wrist prints
- OEKO-TEX® certified dyes and ethically grown US cotton; meets safety and chemical compliance standards
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
- Do not iron
Wifey Resumes
$39.99
Product features
- Medium-heavy 8.0 oz 50/50 cotton-poly blend for warmth and durability
- Ribbed knit collar and double-needle stitching for long-lasting shape
- Tubular knit construction (no side seams) for cleaner drape and reduced fabric waste
- Embroidered placement options (left/center chest, wrists) plus DTF inner neck labels and wrist prints
- OEKO-TEX® certified dyes and ethically grown US cotton; meets safety and chemical compliance standards
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
- Do not iron